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====== Religious Truths (Anonimous) ======


=== TAOISM: ===
Shit happens.

=== CONFUCIANISM: ===
Confucius says, "Shit happens"

=== BUDDHISM: ===
If shit happens, it is no really shit.

=== ZEN BUDDHISM: ===
What is the sound of shit happening?

=== HINDUISM: ===
This shit happened before.

=== ISLAM: ===
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

=== PROTESTANTISM: ===
Let shit happen to someone else.

=== CATHOLICISM: ===
If shit happens, you deserve it.

=== JUDAISM: ===
Why does shit happen to us?

=== RAJNEESH: ===
Shit happens, Be happy!

=== NEW AGE: ===
We can finish that shit that happened before!

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=== TEOSOPHY ===
Shit happens due to cosmic influences.

=== ANTROPOSOPHY ===
Steiner says, "Shit happens due to cosmic influences, but we shall act upon it".