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====== The Top Ten Reasons To Become a Statistician (anonimous) ======

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  - Deviation is considered normal.
  - You feel complete and sufficient.
  - You are "mean" lover.
  - Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
  - You are right 95% of the time.
  - You can legally comment on someone's posterior distribution.
  - You may not be normal but you are transformable.
  - You never have to say you are certain.
  - You are honestly significantly different.
  - No one wants your job.
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