biometria:parsival:cultura:religious-truths
Religious Truths (Anonimous)
TAOISM:
Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM:
Confucius says, “Shit happens”
BUDDHISM:
If shit happens, it is no really shit.
ZEN BUDDHISM:
What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM:
This shit happened before.
ISLAM:
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANTISM:
Let shit happen to someone else.
CATHOLICISM:
If shit happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM:
Why does shit happen to us?
RAJNEESH:
Shit happens, Be happy!
NEW AGE:
We can finish that shit that happened before!
New additions:
TEOSOPHY
Shit happens due to cosmic influences.
ANTROPOSOPHY
Steiner says, “Shit happens due to cosmic influences, but we shall act upon it”.
biometria/parsival/cultura/religious-truths.txt · Última modificação: 2022/11/24 14:21 por 127.0.0.1