Religious Truths (Anonimous)

Shit happens.

Confucius says, “Shit happens”

If shit happens, it is no really shit.

What is the sound of shit happening?

This shit happened before.

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Let shit happen to someone else.

If shit happens, you deserve it.

Why does shit happen to us?

Shit happens, Be happy!

We can finish that shit that happened before!

New additions:

Shit happens due to cosmic influences.

Steiner says, “Shit happens due to cosmic influences, but we shall act upon it”.