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biometria:parsival:cultura:definitive-definitions

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Definitive Definitions

Conversation

A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
a word of wisdom

Experience:

The name we give to our mistakes.
Oscar Wide

God:

A comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire

Logic:

An organized way of going wrong with confidence.
Ketterling's Law

Lottery:

A tax on people who are bad at math.
John Keister, of Seattle's “Almost Live!” comedy show

Marriage:

The only adventure open to the cowardly.
Voltaire

Philosophy:

Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
anonimous

biometria/parsival/cultura/definitive-definitions.txt · Última modificação: 2015/08/10 20:48 (edição externa)