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Religious Truths (Anonimous)

TAOISM:

Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM:

Confucius says, “Shit happens”

BUDDHISM:

If shit happens, it is no really shit.

ZEN BUDDHISM:

What is the sound of shit happening?

HINDUISM:

This shit happened before.

ISLAM:

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM:

Let shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM:

If shit happens, you deserve it.

JUDAISM:

Why does shit happen to us?

RAJNEESH:

Shit happens, Be happy!

NEW AGE:

We can finish that shit that happened before!




New additions:

TEOSOPHY

Shit happens due to cosmic influences.

ANTROPOSOPHY

Steiner says, “Shit happens due to cosmic influences, but we shall act upon it”.

biometria/parsival/cultura/religious-truths.txt · Última modificação: 2015/08/10 20:48 (edição externa)