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biometria:parsival:cultura:resons-for-become-a-statistician

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The Top Ten Reasons To Become a Statistician (anonimous)

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  1. Deviation is considered normal.
  2. You feel complete and sufficient.
  3. You are “mean” lover.
  4. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
  5. You are right 95% of the time.
  6. You can legally comment on someone's posterior distribution.
  7. You may not be normal but you are transformable.
  8. You never have to say you are certain.
  9. You are honestly significantly different.
  10. No one wants your job.

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biometria/parsival/cultura/resons-for-become-a-statistician.txt · Última modificação: 2015/08/10 20:48 (edição externa)